Dear Randy Orton tag,
I’m so proud of you! Great job last night and so far today. Y’all did good! Fantastic! *no sarcasm. I’m being serious.*
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
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If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
- Mom: What's that man's name with that big booty on wrestling last night?
- Me: Chris Jericho?
- Mom: Yeah! That man got some thick biscuits back there!
- Me: *dead*